I met Mary at Whole Foods.  I know its so cliche meeting a woman at the grocery store but I did.  I was minding my own business just browsing around the aisles when I noticed this gorgeous woman chatting on her phone.  Her laugh was what really got my attention.  It was such a genuine laugh and almost contagious.  She looked like she was having so much fun just walking around, I had to talk to her.  I noticed she had some very colorful salsa in her cart so I walked up to her and asked her where she got it because it looked delicious.  I waited until she got off the phone of course.  She told me what aisle she found it in and said that it was the best salsa she had ever tasted.  We chit chatted for a bit and then she invited me to a bbq she was having.  I said yes of course and we exchanged numbers.  I went home to drop off my groceries, change and then headed to the bbq.

The neighborhood was very upper class, they even had guards at the front gate.  The house was AMAZING!  It looked like a giant plantation house with a fountain in front.  Mary greeted me at the front door and introduced me to all of her friends.  This is what I know so far; she’s rich, from a wealthy family, recently divorced and always the center of attention.  This bbq was definitely no ordinary bbq.  They had a chef preparing all the food.  My mouth is watering just thinking about all the food.  Lobster, shrimp, organic hamburgers/hotdogs, fillet mignon, that was just a few of the things on the menu.  It was the best bbq I have ever been too.  I finally got Mary alone for a minute and she actually asked ME out on a date.  We’re going to this new and very hip, french restaurant on Thursday.  I’ll let you know how it goes.