How to Get your SUGAR MAMA to PAY

I have been telling you guys how I have these sugar mamas buying me things BUT I’ve never told you what I tell them.  Its good to be honest about the fact you don’t have a lot of money from the very beginning.  This way your not wasting your time or hers.  If she’s looking to get spoiled financial then she needs to keep looking because you’re not in the business of spoiling women.

First, you need to have some legitimate excuse as to why you don’t have any money.  Here are some of my favorites in order:

1.  Helping a family member financially.

2.  Paying college tutition for a family member.

3.  Bad investment that your still paying off.

4.  Starving artist excuse.  Keep in mind you need to be gifted in some kind of way.

5.  Identity theft that you are still dealing with.

Second, you need to do special things for your sugar mama to make up for the fact that you don’t have any money.  Cook dinner, buy them little gifts here and there, and most of importantly give them your attention.  A sugar mama just wants to feel desired and special.  In all relationships there is a trade off of some kind and sugar mama dating is no exception.

Third, you need to keep up your end of the bargain.  You must look good!  Don’t think you can slack off at the gym because you found yourself a sugar mama.  That just means you have more time to go to the gym and look even better.  Keeping a tight six pack is almost like a get out of jail free card.  Believe me I know, I’ve used it.  Whenever I’m in the dog house I always accidentally forget to put on a shirt and walk by her.  She forgets what she was even mad about in the first place, it works every time!